his heart SET ALIGHT with holiday cheer on christmas morning, sir anthony decided to NOT ONLY comb his hair in an appropriate manner but PART THE FUZZYSEA THAT WAS HIS UNIBROW to look his absolute best on that merry day of days! WITH ONLY A RAZOR IN NOBLEHAND HE HAS GIVEN US THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS GIFT OF ALL. what a thoughtful and charming young man! if all were of similarsoul, the whole of earth would finally know TRUE PEACE, this is something i believe with every fiber of my being !__!

this was fer my little brother’s 12th birthday this year—ALRIGHT HERE’S THE DEAL. my sister asked him “WHAT KIND OF SUPER HERO WOULD YOU BE, IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY POWER V:”

his response: “BOOBY DUDE—I’D SHOOT LIGHTNING AND ELECTRIC OUT OF MY BOOBS.” i made the boobpower form UNCLE HAND which is this character he made up when he waslike two/three. he used to sit on my lap facing me, grab my hand at the wrist anhd SHAKE IT VIOLENTLY and just scream UNCLE HAAAAND o __o later on uncle hand started talking (prior to that anthony only talked to uncle hand, never getting any replies) and he even got an aunt hand to keep him company. but she wasnot as successful and would have sold alot less toys had they both their own product line marketed towards equally demented kids o __ooo

my little brothers birthday passed recently. he turned 10. hes been asking me to draw him as a ninja turtle since he was like three. considering the occasion, i finally gave in. BEHOLD THE FUNKIEST RABBIT IN ALLHIS MAGNIFICENCE V:

okayso ninjaturtleanthony surflying through the sewers on the back of his dog tomo—that is what youre seeing here. those green puffsmokeclouds are stank propelling fumes o _o yes so moving on.

i called him on his birthday and we had an hourlong conversation about books, poop, videogames, and HIS JOURNEY THROUGH PUBERTY. which was awesome okay so like. he got really excited when he got pubes a while back, he kept calling them PUBICS though :^D so talking on the phone with him he brings them up and then starts talking about this superlong one he has that he is particularly fond of:

“OH MAN IM LOOKIN AT IT RIGHT NOW ITS RIDICULOUS YOU HAVE NOIDEA /insanelaughter”

then he starts counting his armpit hairs and its weird cause apparently he has about 38 under one arm and only 4 under the other o __o iduno what happened there but i was laughing and he goes “HAY DONT MAKE FUNNA ME IM SENSITIVE ABOUT IT YOULL HURT MY FEELINGS” to which i reply somethinglike “HAHA NO YOURE NOT YOU THINK ITS FREAKIN FUNNY V:” and he goes “oh yeah you got me lolol”

he is so weird i love him fifty elephants full of love j 3j

the evermajestic antichrist spitbubbler, i misshim so j 3j <B