his heart SET ALIGHT with holiday cheer on christmas morning, sir anthony decided to NOT ONLY comb his hair in an appropriate manner but PART THE FUZZYSEA THAT WAS HIS UNIBROW to look his absolute best on that merry day of days! WITH ONLY A RAZOR IN NOBLEHAND HE HAS GIVEN US THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS GIFT OF ALL. what a thoughtful and charming young man! if all were of similarsoul, the whole of earth would finally know TRUE PEACE, this is something i believe with every fiber of my being !__!

this was fer my little brother’s 12th birthday this year—ALRIGHT HERE’S THE DEAL. my sister asked him “WHAT KIND OF SUPER HERO WOULD YOU BE, IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY POWER V:”

his response: “BOOBY DUDE—I’D SHOOT LIGHTNING AND ELECTRIC OUT OF MY BOOBS.” i made the boobpower form UNCLE HAND which is this character he made up when he waslike two/three. he used to sit on my lap facing me, grab my hand at the wrist anhd SHAKE IT VIOLENTLY and just scream UNCLE HAAAAND o __o later on uncle hand started talking (prior to that anthony only talked to uncle hand, never getting any replies) and he even got an aunt hand to keep him company. but she wasnot as successful and would have sold alot less toys had they both their own product line marketed towards equally demented kids o __ooo