Posts tagged gardenhead:

the future is brotoys

murk’s dreamtalkin is EVOLVING :DD I AM SO EXCITEDDDD :DDD this time he was mumbling something i couldn’t make out so i petted his head and asked him to repeat what he said a few times. he squinted one eye open and said somethin about “jerseys for his toys” which is just SILLY because TOYS DON’T WEAR JERSEYS MARK THEY ARE FOR BROS V: i tell him as much and he’s like “…NO. ADULTS.” all angrily and turns over.

i asked him if he meant adult toys and he said yes n___n

OHBUT i took that to mean like … vinyl figures and stuff, not naughtythings. maybe i’ll surprise him oneday with tiny jerseys for all his kidrobot dealies :D



my favorite time of the day :DD

HE’S TALKIN IN HIS SLEEP AGAIN :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

mark: do you need help with bags of drugs..?
me: …BAGS OF DRUGS?
mark: ..like when they do the trick
me: what kinda trick o_____o
mark: …..MAGIC



if only to get ridda that sameness, i present to you a picture of the same crap halfinked and murk’s GLORIOUS mothersday card #___# I AM SO PROUD AND CAN BARELY SEE FOR THE SHEER BLINDINGBEAUTY OF THE THING. idrew something on the front but it is unworthy of eyes in comparison to this masterpiece. i am theone on the far left, if any cats are curious (:

unrelatedlyedly, i haven’t been round theseparts much in the past couple’a weeks  cause myhead’s been all fogged up by some goofy existential superfunk. ihave some empty notebooks though, and plan on turnin one into a journal of sorts in order to HOPEFULLY work my way on through to the otherside by puttin pain to paper. pain isn’t even theword i wanted to use here but GOSH am i a sucker for alliteration B)



ANIMATIONS DON’T GIVE BIRTH

—aka THE BEST ONE YET

mark: animations don’t give birth
me: what does THAT mean o __o
mark: it means turning it into a boy or girl doesn’t help anything
me: what WOULD it help???? D:»»»»>???
mark: nothing, that’s why it doesn’t do it

WTF NOW SERIOUSLY, ON THE LAST LINE HE OPENED HIS EYES WHILE HE SPOKE TO ME, MADE EYECONTACT AND SEEMED COMPLETELY LUCID, SO IF THE CONTENT OF THIS CONVERSATION WASN’T COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL THERE WOULD BE NO INDICATION THAT HE WAS SLEEPING @______@@R#rtg3klgte35g

ineed to start making these into comics and i SINCERELYhope that mark never stops being a creepylunatic in his sleep :^DDDD



MARK IS TAKIN A NAP AND WHATTA YOU KNOW HES TALKIN TO ME IN HIS SLEEP AGAIN OHBOY :DD

mark: they cost money..?

me: .....WAT

mark: ..they cost monNEY?

me: WHAT COSTS MONEY

mark: the barrelsss...

me: WHAT BARRELS

mark: ...the barrels

me: what's in these barrels o __o

mark: ....bombs

me: fgsrteklyhsh;lthtreth



duck duck duck CHEERIOS

OKAY SO yesterday mark had to take grandpa to get a haircut because his head is madea weeds and when he got back i hadbeen knee deep in websight tweakin fer hours but he was all excited like “WEJAWEJA WE HAVE TO GO NOW SOMEONE IS WAITING FOR YOU AT THE PUBLIX/PANERA SHOPPING COMPLEX PLACE :DDDD” whereas i sankback into the shadows and replied with “NO I CANNOT MEET WITH THE DAYWALKERS TODAY I’LL TAKE A RAINCHECK /HISSS”

which was where mark said “…BUT HE’S WAITING THERE FOR YOU. AND HE’S EATING CHEERIOS o __o” AND HOW CAN YOU SAYNO TO THAT IJUST HAD TO MEET THIS CEREALFIEND FOR MY SELF V:<

I ALMOST PEED BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUSLY A DUCK AND MOREOBVIOUSLY A GIRLDUCK WHO IS THEMOSTOBVIOUSLY KEEPING HER EGGIES SAFE INTHE WORST POSSIBLE PLACE EVER, IT IS IN FRONT OF A HALLMARK AND A SUPERCUTS. lookit, she pulled out her own feathers to help keep her childrens warm n __n

ithink she got angry at me when i got tooclose because she thought iwanted to crackout somma dem fetusducks for breakfast or something but it was well pastnoon at this point so suchthings where hardly on my mind butMAN we are gonna go see her everyday because in my head i am totally gonna be there when allthe little duckies come out and they’ll see me and think i’m their momma and i’ll have babyducks in my hair and one will be trying to get up my pantsleg and i’ll be like HEEHEHHE NOO SILLY DUCKS I AM NOT YOUR MOM BUT THE COOL AUNT and i’ll visit them at the pond on holidays and bring presents and all the presents will be cheerios and mommaduck will look at me with a knowing grin butalso shaking her head in mild disbelief and then mark will come in wearing an apron carrying a tray with coffee and cookies confused as to why we’re all laughing but he’ll join in anyway n_______________________nngtnfyhty



glassesloth and mulletduck BIFFS n ___nnn

glassesloth and mulletduck BIFFS n ___nnn



the g-head files __CASE01

so i’ve been learning that sometimes—SOMETIMES—when mark is talking in his sleep, i can respond and he TALKS BACK :D this time he rolled over and mumbled something about a net and when i inquired further concerning the net in question he elaborated by more mumbles about a free car. perhaps parking this free car. a suspicion i’ve formed is that this may be an attempt to reachout from the dreamscape upon the prospect of deep conversation about monopoly.

…THIS IS AWESOME :DDD I FEEL LIKE I WON THE LIFELOTTERY :DDDDDDD AN ETERNITY OF MESSIN WITH BOWJOE* INHISSLEEP HERE I COME :DDDDDDDD

*i have recently renamed mark bowjoe. after a week of addressing him as such, i have conditioned him to respond to the new name and perhaps even PREFER IT. MORE NEWS LATER FROM THE G-HEAD FILES <>__<> /STATIC



things mark says

“i want to turn into a snail and live under the porch. it sounds COMFY”

“i thought i had more than five toes for a second and got scared . _.”

SO MOE, WRY



-MARK STIRS IN MIDNAP-

mark: WEJA... ithought we were getting monday

me: ...monday? e __o

mark: monday.

me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN D:

mark: ...ijustthoughtweweregettingmonday. /TURNOVER

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GUYS. GUSYGGUAREWRGGUYS. THIS WAS SO FUN. URURRRRRH SERIOUSLY, I FEEL LIKE TODAY I LEARNED THE TRUE JOY OF MAKING COMICS. i&#8217;ve enjoyed makin&#8217; the small ones i&#8217;ve done before but MAAAN IT WAS NEVER ANYTHING LIKE THIS. i feel totally superpumped to make a billion comics now n_____________nnfklght ANDAND SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKED THESE, TOO! AND THEY WERE SOFUN! AHHHFEWAURT MY HEART IS FILLED WITH HAPPYPATTERS I AINT EVEN SLEEPY NO MOAR :DDD i still gotta scan these in properlike and piece everything together and whatnot but WOO IS THAT SURE FOR ANOTHER DAY. BUTUHM I HAVE A BLABBERFACE ATM, DON&#8217;T MIND ME :DDD thankyou for reading these things, those of you that did :DD ifeel like it&#8217;s toomuch awesome to enjoy making something somuch and then have some otherpeople like it on top of that @__@ IKNOW THEY ARE JUST SILLY HOURLY COMICS BUT FRICK TODAY WAS JUST REALLY GREAT n______________n YEAHHHH /FISTPUMPS UNTIL BEDTIME

GUYS. GUSYGGUAREWRGGUYS. THIS WAS SO FUN. URURRRRRH SERIOUSLY, I FEEL LIKE TODAY I LEARNED THE TRUE JOY OF MAKING COMICS. i’ve enjoyed makin’ the small ones i’ve done before but MAAAN IT WAS NEVER ANYTHING LIKE THIS. i feel totally superpumped to make a billion comics now n_____________nnfklght ANDAND SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKED THESE, TOO! AND THEY WERE SOFUN! AHHHFEWAURT MY HEART IS FILLED WITH HAPPYPATTERS I AINT EVEN SLEEPY NO MOAR :DDD i still gotta scan these in properlike and piece everything together and whatnot but WOO IS THAT SURE FOR ANOTHER DAY. BUTUHM I HAVE A BLABBERFACE ATM, DON’T MIND ME :DDD thankyou for reading these things, those of you that did :DD ifeel like it’s toomuch awesome to enjoy making something somuch and then have some otherpeople like it on top of that @__@ IKNOW THEY ARE JUST SILLY HOURLY COMICS BUT FRICK TODAY WAS JUST REALLY GREAT n______________n YEAHHHH /FISTPUMPS UNTIL BEDTIME