things mark says

“i want to turn into a snail and live under the porch. it sounds COMFY”

“i thought i had more than five toes for a second and got scared . _.”

SO MOE, WRY

“i don’t like the way old ladies lookat me. they look at me like i stole their purse or somethin . __.”

— gardenhead

“i only inspire yawns”

— gardenhead