04122012__sexyhank

in this dream i was some secret bondtype agent guy preparing for some sweetass race i had to participate in and WIN because it was part of my mission to do so. i was trying on all these awesome racing outfits (they looked like those onepiece dealies all the teens wear in anime when they’re about to pilot some mecha V:) in a room just big enough for these racks of clothes, me, an old tv, and this CHICK who it was ALSO part of my mission to get closer to. her dad was a badguy and she was helping me out cause she didn’t like him. cause he was bad. ANYWHO, while trying on these outfits i turned my eyes to the tv and caught this scene: sailor neptune was pregnant as FRICK and standing there in a knee deep lake and everything was all misty and shit, some other sailor was there patting her stomach (MAYBE SATURN?) when some intense magical crap happened which was in actuality THE BABY LEAVING HER STOMACH IN A BALL OF ENERGY BEFORE REFORMING OUTSIDE OF HER NOW DEFLATED WOMB AS SAILOR URANUS. EXCEPT IT WAS SAILOR URANUS WITH A STUBBLE BEARD AND STACHE.

at this point (sailor uranus was striking poses in the water and the other two sailors just looked on happily, clapping like they were seeing some goofy magic act) i looked away from the tv and towards the girl in the room with me and waslike “WHO IS THAT O _O” and she replied matter-of-factly “oh, that’s sexy hank.”

stampeding asked:

PRETTYSOLDIERSAILORKARPKARPKARP V:

i UHHH went a little bananas with this one :DDD THANK YOU FOR PLANTING THIS WONDERFUL ARTSEED INTO MY BRAINSOILS, HANDTWIN <B :DDDD